Who Does Runway Work at Rush Hour?

SFO closed a runway yesterday for repairs, so my flight was hideously delayed. 

Runway 3 Left at JNB

Lavatory Wall Patern

I guess it would be cool to have your artwork reproduced thousands of times, but I hope this guy has other works to be proud of. It works well to hide dirt and not be noticed.

Flying First Class - Liquid Diet

I actually paid my own money for a first class ticket on United from Denver to San Francisco. The dinner options included a seafood stew. I've had good luck with United soups on past trips, so ordered it without hesitation. It was great. I also enjoyed drinking the front of the plane out of Bailey's. 

Quite Tasty

Ahhhh - Flying Should Be Relaxing

Window seats rock.

It's Still Funny

Really?

Don't travel with pets.

Just Leave It At Home

I'm With United on This One

The crazies don't always have service animals.

Just Comply